Game Week: Penn State (2012)
Okay this team is just fucking with us now, right? Taylor Martinez is either a damn good quarterback or the world’s most elaborate and dedicated troll. That was the Taylor Martinezest game in the history of football. But we won it. We fucking won it, and nobody can take that away from us. Unless it’s discovered that Ameer Abdullah is actually a Time Traveling Ahman Green in disguise and we are stripped of all this year’s victories.
But that probably won’t happen. What will happen is we will play Penn State this Saturday. It’ll be a little different than last year since the game’s here and they don’t have Silas Redd and also there’s not a child rape scandal hanging over the whole affair.
This week in the Tunnel, we talk record-setting quarterbacks, presidential politics, California Dreams and the McRib. Follow TWOS on Twitter if you’d like, where you’ll get occasional one-panel comics when I feel like it/am bored/have been drinking. But for now, enjoy this week’s offering…